In lieu of Thanksgiving tomorrow, I find it fair and festive to give thanks and praise to the dating website for which I've been a member for a few weeks now, and for all that I've learned from said website's content in those short few weeks. It has been an experience..... to say the least. So! Without further ado.... Today's Top 3: #1 -Mr. Future Ex Wife. Joining a website and calling ANY girl (before you've even met them) your 'future ex wife'.... I'd say he's very hopeful, and definitely does NOT hold a grudge from his previous marriage. "My name is Nic and I love women's clothes! I own a women's clothing boutique, and I love dressing ladies up like dolls. Only the finest clothes and accessories for my future ex wife! If you have a passion for clothing, like myself,message me! Requirements for future ex wife: 1- please have me buy you a boutique and leave it to me in the divorce too run! 2- make sure you love to spend $$$ 3- know how to swim 4- no plus size models please 5- credit cards optional"
#2 - His words are FAR better than anything I could come up with for him. I really wish 46 year old men knew how to spell. "Thanks for stopping by! I really don't like describing myself. I would like to have my assistant do it for me but I wouldn't dream of bothering her on Saturday night regarding my personal life. I have had many things in my life but my Shepherd dog scores high on my favorites. People say we're both a little alpha and I guess a guy could be labeled worse things. I appreciate that my mother taught me manners and how to be a gentleman. I call her every Sunday and sometimes during the week too. I am one of those guys that people say they know they can always depend on. I am lucky to be surrounded by tons of people who treat me with respect. I have spent most of my life in an upscale ski resort and therefore love the outdoors. I am very diversified in what I like to do. I might ride my Harley 300 miles and then put on my tux and thoroughly enjoy the evening at a black tie event.There are literally few things I haven't done. I find women absolutely fascinating! I am just a succer for femminity, nuturing, a sassy attitude, and then of course watching a woman smile as she dances to her favorite music video! If you are quirkey, funny, pout just a little, tease me a little, seduce me a little, you will usually get your way! If you can actually cook I would not know how to handle that but I'll gratefully figure it out! I love to go to coffee, concerts, movies, long casual walks, and almost all types of dining. I used to be shy but I guess I got over it!"
#3 - It's Jesus... with an iPhone, and he really wants to meet you. "Ok, so everyone wants to really date online, what happened to actually meeting up. Wtf seems so silly to me!!! I don't have a lot of free time, with what I do have I don't want to spend it texting and emailing back and forth. If you want to meet up with someone who has a great heart, great morals and actually will care about you connection or not, send me a message. Not expecting anything but someone to share life stories with and see where it goes!!!"
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