Today's Top 3 - Ain't Got Nothin on Shakespeare

#1 - He writes that: "Jacuzzing allows me to relax from work." The act of jacuzzing... it doesn't quite work like the word 'hot tubbing'... I guess some things you can't just add ING. Lesson learned.

#2 - He writes: "I'm amazingly simple yet so complex. I'll let you decide whether I'm Simplex or Comple." ? I guess every dictionary could use a few new words.

#3 - Rock on. In your living room. With a giant AMP that is worth more than your furniture and lovely picture combined. I bet you have a lot of adoring fans.