Today's Top 3 - Ain't Got Nothin on Shakespeare

#1 - He writes that: "Jacuzzing allows me to relax from work." The act of jacuzzing... it doesn't quite work like the word 'hot tubbing'... I guess some things you can't just add ING. Lesson learned.

#2 - He writes: "I'm amazingly simple yet so complex. I'll let you decide whether I'm Simplex or Comple." ? I guess every dictionary could use a few new words.

#3 - Rock on. In your living room. With a giant AMP that is worth more than your furniture and lovely picture combined. I bet you have a lot of adoring fans.

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#1 - His email to me read: "Your smile is bright enough for a welding helmet!" ....I have no response to that. Thank you?

#2 - His username = mnofSTEELnvelvet. His tag on this picture says: "All for you."

#3 - Nice Van. He writes... 'if you would like to see more gardening pictures, let me know. Like my grapevines for example'

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#1- In his own words: 'ex pro baseball player, so of course, I'm interested in sports'.

#2- French Kissin' in the USA. I love dogs, but seriously?

#3 - He's 53... and left his sleeves somewhere in the 80's....

Today's Top 3 - Lucky number 48

#1 - He's 48. In his own words, he likes to 'cuddle gentlely'. He also has a striking resemblance of Walter White from Breaking Bad....perhaps he's a chemistry teaching making meth too?

#2 - He's ALSO 48. He described himself as Mr. Shy Guy. Earrings. Divorced. 3 kids. Livin' it up at the pool. Something tells me he isn't as shy as he thinks!

#3 - His tag line: 'I live to love and love to live.' I feel like I know him already.

Today's Top 3

#1 - Mr. Sheriff. He's 36. He looks like he's going fishing... on a Harley... at a circus.

#2 - Mr. Formal. Who didn't take a football with them to their brother's wedding? Or prom? And then post it as their profile picture on a dating site...Brett Favre ain't got nothin' on this guy!

#3 - Mr. B. He enjoys a girl who likes 'hangn, watch'n or just b' -ing. Once again, his grammar skills are so sexy

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#1 - Mr Class. Who invented the Tux T? It was totally a man.

#2 - Mr. Sister. Who wouldn't be attracted to a man who lets his sister write his profile and calls everyone dishonest?

#3 - Mr. Legs. Every man's dream would be seeing a girl from the underwear and down. WHY wouldn't girls enjoy the same scene of a man? But leave the flip flops on, of course.

Today's Top 3 - Blast from the Past

#1 - Mr. Sweatsuit. I think we should all post pictures of ourselves when we were 16. Please note.... he's currently 50. Merry Christmas.

#2 - Mr. Dyslectic. His profile claims he is.... 36. And that he cleans his house in the nude.

#3- Mr. Old Skool. Just makes me smile. One of my all time top 3 thus far!

Today's Top 3 - Something's Fishy Here Waldo

#1 - Mr. 'Where's Waldo?'. I think it's hilarious. I don't understand it. A LOT of guys do it. Perhaps a guy thinks that if he posts pictures with a group it will make him look more attractive? He forgot one thing... we don't know which one he is!

#2 - Mr. Vitalman See. Apparently he's all you need... 0 grams of fat, sodumb and tightassium.

#3 - I'll say it again. I DON'T GET IT!! It makes me laugh so hard!! Hey guys, news flash, you're here to catch girls, not trout. Showing off your fish doesn't bring all the girls to the yard.

Today's Top 3

Today's Top 3... #1 - One Fish, Two Fish. I wonder if we should tell men that most women aren't impressed by your catch of the day? I can't believe how many guys post pictures with their prize catches.... Go Bears.

#2 - A picture is worth 1,000 words....

#3 - Mr. 'Willing to learn new things'... except spelling and grammar. Attractive quality of a 52 year old man.

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#1 - Check out my bass! Yes. His catch of the day is his dating website profile picture.

#2 - Mr. More Than Just Average. Between the ..... the commas, and the stellar grammar, I got confused

#3 - If I had to pick a shirt for a profile picture for a dating website, this is what I would choose too.

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1 - He's 53. Last read book: Auto Repair. Celebrity look alike? Brian Mitchell (he kidnapped Elizabeth Smart in 2002)

#2 - Who knew the best light for a 'selfie' for a dating website would be in a public bathroom? That soap dispenser really brings out the color of your eyes

#3 - Always a turn on when a man ties himself to a tree and acts like a dog in the backyard... with no kids in sight. Theme song: "I Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog" ... with a great mustache. Thank-you, thank-you very much

Today's Top 3

#1 - Even though our common ground is that we both love dogs, I apologize, I refuse to date someone who is older than my dad, no matter how impressive your mustache is! And I find it a bit odd that your username contains both Pope and 69.

#2 - A beer belly and an iguana, it makes me weak in the knees. I think his theme song is "I'm too sexy for a shirt"

#3 - Mr. All Still Male. He hopes she's horny, and doesn't care how you spell it.

People are funny.

My dear Grandma Darlene has Alzheimer's, and there are few things after about 2007 that she remembers in great detail. Before 2007 however, it's impressive to this day the things that she does remember and with what detail. One thing I will never forget her talking about is Art Linkletter hosting a show between 1954-1960 called People Are Funny. Youtube it, the shows are quite funny. I'm not sure why I did it... I SWORE to myself that I would NEVER do it. But last week... I did it. I recently had my heart broken and quite frankly, it's still in pieces, so I'm still not sure why, perhaps I'm trying to prove that he isn't the best thing out there, or perhaps it's just a distraction of him consuming my mind. So, my confession... I joined a dating website..... Regardless of the reason for joining, what I have found in the past 4 days is truly what Art would preach daily on his show... People really are funny! Perhaps unintentionally, but I've found myself laughing hyterically every afternoon at people's posts, pictures, headlines, and descriptions and I end my day with a smile.... After all, it is said that 'laughter is the best medicine.' I have no intention of meeting a companion online, I find the idea very un-romantic. I'm a communications major and think that meeting online makes no sense. But I also don't want to knock something until I try it, so I posted a few pics, paid the dues for a 3-month trial, but nothing could prepare me for what I've found in the past 4 days since joining. It has been both enlightening and hysterical and just too good not to share. I decided to post a "Daily Top 3"... as you'll see, these may not be the Brad Pitt's of the site, but they make me smile... Just a disclaimer... if you or someone you know appears on my blog, please note, I'm not really trying to laugh at you... I'm thanking you.. for being the comical medicine my soul and broken heart requires for survival these days. So THANK YOU, just for being you... now, lets get started: TODAY'S TOP 3: (in no particular order) #1 - I think your tractor's sexy... God Bless America

#2 - his detail about himself starts, "I am a large north american mammal. I put the n in nerd otherwise it would just be erd and I don't know what a erd is..."

#3 - Oh how I love first impressions... This gentleman's email to me was short and sweet.... "I dig your profile! I think we should chat! Why? Cause you're gorgeous. That's all." Rock on. I love that you had a tie made with your portrait on it.